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Overheard in New York

Journal Entry: Sat Feb 6, 2016, 7:45 AM
Well-dressed British man on cell, as he walks oddly: Listen, girl, I farted so hard yesterday, I blasted half my ass off. (pause) No, seriously! I'm still walking funny!

–24th St b/w 6th & 7th



Overconfident guy: I know, I know. You say you have a 3.7 at NYU Law, and the panties just drop.

–Dorm, NYU Law



Crazy hobo sitting on blanket: I used to wear underwear, but then I farted and left a stain, so decided no more. Can anyone spare any change?

–87th & Broadway



Livid man on cell: No! You can't have your underwear back!

–Chelsea



Woman on cell: Okay, but this time please stay out of my underwear drawer.

–Astor Place



A lady and her family are standing up in the train. It’s very crowded and her little boy isn’t holding onto anything. He keeps falling against her with his face right in her crotch as the train swerves. She says: That’s right, I’m gonna push you back up in there. Four years of nothing but trouble!

–1 train



Guy yelling into cell: I’m an intelligent woman! So I think…

–59th St, Columbus Circle



College chick #1: Have you ever noticed it always gets dark really early during this time of year?
College chick #2: Yeah, I noticed it, too. But I was thinking that since it’s generally cloudier in autumn and winter that it really isn’t dark out earlier, it’s just really cloudy.
College chick #1: Wow, that makes so much sense!

–Riverdale




Little girl: I don’t have a boyfriend right now. Sometimes it’s better not to be in a relationship.

–72nd St & York



Customer: Look, see, there’s two scratches right there.
Optician: Those two? OK, now you’re being picky.
Customer: Picky?! I’m sorry that I set my expectations above your ability to provide me with scratch-resistant lenses without scratches in them.

–Eyes on the Slope, Park Slope



Bus driver: Due to circumstances beyond our control, Vanderbilt will be the last stop on the bus.
Passengers: [Gasp] Oh, no!
Bus driver: And now that I know the PA system works, I was just joking. This bus will be going the full route. [A few minutes later] If you are with somebody, please have them sit on your lap. If not, introduce yourself.

–Crowded B38 bus



Girl #1: She's playing rugby?!
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess it's really intense.
Girl #1: I'm gonna play quidditch in college.

–W 62nd St & Central Park West



12-year-old boy, yelling at friend: No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's.

–McDonald's



Girl: Promiscuity is turning out to be a lot more work than I thought it would be.

–Columbia bookstore



Homeless man yelling at passersby: Can any of you spare a nickel in the name of alcoholic beverages? Or maybe a loose woman or two?!

–7th & Ave A



Girl #1: Oh, my gosh, this is so cool.
Girl #2: I know. [Smiles.]
Girl #1: Thanks for bringing me here. I love you. I am so glad I became a lesbian. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t have met you!
Girl #2: Aww, thanks. Do you want to go to my apartment now?
Girl #1: Yes! Let’s go. Are we going to have fun like we did last night?
Girl #2: Even more, baby.

–M&M Store, Times Square



Little old lady on park bench to another: Well, I've been stuffing my bra now, and now I can't find my money.

–Central Park West & 63rd St


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.......Kat.......
United States
Deviant since March 4, 2006

59 years old...old enough to be an adult but also old enough to know that I don't have to act like one.

Well-traveled. Well-worn. Not always well-behaved.

Operating System: Honesty . . . I really hate lies
Shell of choice: Skin
Skin of choice: My own
Favorite game: Life
Favorite gaming platform: Planet Earth
Personal quote: Same shit, different day...

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FallingDark Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Hi, (belated) thanks for adding my drawing of Ian McKellen to your faves!
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LaPurr Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015
You're welcome...and thanks for the favs. :)
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akalinz Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015
Thanks for the fav
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LaPurr Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015
Welcome :)
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jaitsme2 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2015
Thank you for the faves. Have a great day  Cheers
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