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First World Problems

Journal Entry: Mon Sep 29, 2014, 11:58 AM
I have to leave the tap that delivers fresh, clean water to my house running for half a minute before it is at an optimal drinking temperature.

The lights in my bathroom are set to a light sensitive motion detector, but the timer is set too short so if I want to go for a shit I have to wave my arms around unless I want to be in the dark.

These bananas looked great at the supermarket, but when I got home I noticed some slight bruising on them.

This batch of Trader Joes' doughnut holes don't have as much powdered sugar on them as the last batch I bought.

I want to watch Hannibal (the series) while I eat dinner, but I have a steak and it just feels wrong.

My maid won't shut up, but I don't want to fire him because he makes my house immaculate.

Kittens have no idea it is after midnight on a very long day.

I can't be bothered to change a light bulb, so I have been sitting in darkness for a week.

There is an actual handicapped person in the public restroom so I can't use the deluxe-sized stall.

I had to order a large fries to get a small fries worth of long ones.

I bought underwear online and paid extra for next day shipping so I wouldn't have to do laundry. But that was on Saturday, and they don't ship on Sunday, so I had to do laundry anyways.

My packaged sandwich says "new and improved" but I never ate the old version so I can't appreciate how much better it is.

I had to use a manual toothbrush for the first time in years and now my arm is tired.

I farted so loud that the lights flickered, but then I realized it was just a coincidence as the air conditioner turned on.

The piece of toilet paper did not perfectly tear along the perforated line and now I have to use one-and-half sheets instead of two sheets.

I wish I had a blender to liquefy my fruit because chewing is so laborious.

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Deviant since March 4, 2006

58 years old...old enough to be an adult but also old enough to know that I don't have to act like one.

Well-traveled. Well-worn. Not always well-behaved.

Operating System: Honesty . . . I really hate lies
Shell of choice: Skin
Skin of choice: My own
Favorite game: Life
Favorite gaming platform: Planet Earth
Personal quote: Same shit, different day...


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JACAC Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
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garrypfc Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave:)
LaPurr Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
Welcome :D
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Thank You For The Fav's :)
LaPurr Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
You're welcome. :)
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