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Overheard Everywhere: Beauty

Journal Entry: Tue Oct 21, 2014, 11:06 AM
Chick #1 watching Terminator II: The bad guy in this is so hot…
Chick #2: Totally. In, like, a blond, blue-eyed, Nazi S-and-M porn kind of way.
Chick #1: So hot…
Chick #2's boyfriend: What the fuck is wrong with you two?!

Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts



Very pregnant woman: I don't want to have this baby. I don't want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you've ever looked.

Hasting's
Wichita Falls, Texas



Jiujitsu guy #1, rolling around and trying to choke the other: Oh, your hair's soft today.
Jiujitsu guy #2: Thanks, I used Herbal Essence this morning.

Indiana University



Girl at party: For the last time: I am not interested in you. You're too short, too fat and too drunk!
Guy, defiantly: I'm not drunk! If I was drunk, I wouldn't think you were so fucking ugly!
(girl storms off angrily)
Guy, to himself: It's a shit party when the ugliest bitch at the party ain't a sure thing!!

Melbourne
Australia



Guy #1: So how was work?
Guy #2: I didn't go.
Guy #1: Oh, take a day off, did you?
Guy #2: Well, I went to Erin*'s house to see if she wanted to talk to my boss about getting a job but she was still asleep, and she looked cute, so I joined her.
Guy #1: Good excuse.

Bayonne, New Jersey



Suit #1: So, you heard who the new VP in my division is?
Suit #2: Yeah. She's… a character, I'll say that.
Suit #1: The Brits came to meet with her, and they left looking like… totally stunned.
Suit #2: Yep, she's a force of nature, all right.
Suit #1: I just can't believe they'd give her that job… That they want her dealing with all that political sensitivity when…
Suit #2, interrupting: When she's a maniacal feral wild woman?
Suit #1: And she openly admits that she doesn't think men should be in this division! She keeps making jokes about how we have no idea what the ladies want, and I'm like, how would she know either? She's not a lady, she's a monster!
Suit #2: She's like a Hindu goddess of fire and destruction!

Toronto
Canada



Girl #1: Do you think I’m pretty?
Girl #2: I’m sure you’re pretty on the inside.

Canberra
Australia



Pretty tween girl, looking around on busy street: What's with all these ugly people taking up all the space?

Toronto
Canada



Chick on cell: I’m doing my paper on child euthanasia… Yeah, they’d have to be terminally ill, not just ugly kids.

Western University
Ontario, Canada



Girl on train: I usually do my arms, but then I look at Jane and her hairy arms and think, Man, if she can do it, I can, too!

Sydney, Australia



Middle-aged woman, about teenager: She's so beautiful. She could be a model. (pause) I want to run her over with my car.

Bellingham, Washington



Woman, exiting coffee shop: He's, like, ten years old, but he's aged really well…

Berkeley, California



Woman on cell: I totally didn’t recognize her. Yeah, so I guess she thinks she can get away with not doing her hair and make-up before surgery.

Office Depot
Fort Worth, Texas



20-ish girl: I mean, I thought he was rich, but his sister’s kind of ugly, so I dunno…

San Francisco, California



Crew member to friends: Oh, the gay cooks are nothing. I mean, yeah, they can have their feminine touches, but if you want real weird, you need Angela.
Friend: Angela? She sounds nice!
Crew member: She's head of security. She's two meters tall, and you need to take a step back before you can identify her as a woman.
Friend: Surely she's not that ugly?
Crew member: Oh look, there she is.
Friend: Oh my god!

Gent Jazz festival
Belgium



Male teacher talking about student: Yeah, that ear infection made her go deaf. She wears one of those things in her head. The implant.
Meanest lady ever: Her life is over. You can't be deaf and ugly. That is too many things.
Male teacher: She's five!
Meanest lady ever: By six she'll barely be a person.

Fairfield, Connecticut



Old man on phone: I am a beautiful woman.

Calgary, Alberta
Canada


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.......Kat.......
United States
Deviant since March 4, 2006

58 years old...old enough to be an adult but also old enough to know that I don't have to act like one.

Well-traveled. Well-worn. Not always well-behaved.

Operating System: Honesty . . . I really hate lies
Shell of choice: Skin
Skin of choice: My own
Favorite game: Life
Favorite gaming platform: Planet Earth
Personal quote: Same shit, different day...

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JACAC Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
h e l l o . Kat:wave:
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garrypfc Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave:)
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LaPurr Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
Welcome :D
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Thank You For The Fav's :)
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LaPurr Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
You're welcome. :)
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