Simon Tofield has made some extremely funny little videos.
Take a look

I've met many thinkers and many cats,
but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine


Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
- Missy Dizick


Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Joseph Wood Krutch


Cats aren't clean,
they're just covered with cat spit.
- John S. Nichols


Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
- Jimmy Carr


A cat will be your friend,
but never your slave.
- Theophile Gautier


The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence.
- Edward Palley


Some Cats is blind, and stone-deaf some,
but ain't no Cat was ever dumb.
- Anthony Henderson Euwer


In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
- English Proverb


Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule:
when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
- John Weitz


Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
- Unknown


The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
- Sir Compton Mackenzie


A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
- Dr. Louis J. Camuti


Kittens are born with their eyes shut.
They open them in about six days, take a look around,
then close them again for the better part of their natural lives.
- Stephen Baker


Cats like their doors left open
- in case they change their minds.
- Rosemary Nisbet


Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.
There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
- Sir Walter Scott


A dog thinks:
"Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me.....They must be gods!"
A cat thinks:
"Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me..... I must be a god."
--Unknown


A cat pours its body on the floor like water.
It is restful just to see him.
- William Lyon Phelps


They are the most graceful, sinuous, sexy, truly sensuous creatures in the world.
- Carol Lawrence


I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence and their arrogance, and the way they lie and look at you, summing you up, surely to your detriment, with that unnerving, unwinking, appraising stare.
- Joyce Stranger


If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering, outspoken, honest fellow-
-but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
- Philip Gilbert Hamerton


After scolding one's cat, one looks into its face
and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word and has filed it for reference.
- Charlotte Gray


When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me, rather than I with her?
- Montaigne


Kittens learn early to listen intently when someone calls them
- and do absolutely nothing.
- Pam Brown

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