As I've mentioned before, I'm not a cat owner.




Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.
- Saki


Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshiped as gods.
- P G Wodehouse


With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colors. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.
- Louis A. Camuti


The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar.
- Robertson Davies


Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Jeff Valdez


Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
- Bruce Graham


Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
- Jim Davis


Surely the cat, when it assumes the meat loaf position and gazes meditatively through slitted eyes, is pondering thoughts of utter profundity...
- Mij Colson Barnum


Some animals are secretive; some are shy. A cat is private.
- Leonard Michaels


The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone; but the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind.
- H.G. Wells


A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.
- Jerome K. Jerome


The domestic cat seems to have greater confidence in itself than in anyone else.
- Lawrence N. Johnson


Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?
- Fernand Mery


A cat is nobody's fool.
- Heywood Brown


Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue.
- Sidney Denham


In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.
- Rosanne Amberson


Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
- Paul Gray


If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
- Mark Twain


When anyone mistreats it, the cat wants nothing more to do with that person and will remember him or her for a long time. It doesn't believe in the doctrine of turning the other cheek and won't pretend that it does.
- Lawrence N. Johnson


It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.
- Adlai Stevenson


I want to create a cat like the real cats I see crossing the streets, not like those you see in houses. They have nothing in common. The cat of the streets has bristling fur. It runs like a fiend, and if it looks at you, you think it is going to jump in your face.
- Pablo Picasso


Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.
- Arnold Edinborough


Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
- Mark Twain




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